Pure Drivel

Then HAX may work for you!

Via Gaming Today via WeGame.com

I think Teen Wolf is one of those movies that everyone loves at one point or another in their lives. I mean, Fox was as big a star as you could be in those days. But, admittedly, the movie is dumb. I mean, really dumb. If you want to see exactly how dumb, and laugh a lot in the process, watch the below video. I found it linked on Kent Nichols’ blog (of Ask A Ninja fame). I’ll let him explain:

Okay I’ve watched this video five times in the last 12 hours.

I’ve known about Summer of Tears since we started AskANinja.com when we saw them at Comedy Cocktail, produced by the fabulous Jay Leggett and Amber J.  I loved their stuff, and they’ve been doing solid sketch stuff for a while.

But they haven’t really broken out.

It took this video, which violates a lot of the common sense rules of making a financially successful online video: it completely infringes on copyrighted works, it had to be very expensive and time intensive to shoot, and it’s probably only a one off thing.

But.

It’s funny and it will get them noticed and appreciated way beyond the circle of fans they have now.

So, if you enjoy the below, seek them out, and buy stuff from them.

I’ve always found the image of law enforcement officers riding around on Segways far more amusing than intimidating. That is, until I saw this photo over on Daily Mail Website…

I don’t care who you are, if you see a bunch of armed men on Segways, you do NOT resist. Can you imagine the kind of balance and dexterity it would take to drive those things AND accurately fire a small assault rifle? Jesus.

So, my wonderful friend Art has just alerted me to another fantastic time-sink while I’m at work. GraphJam is a website with a simple premise (publish user-submitted graphs) that yields sometimes hilarious results (see below).

more graph humor and song chart memes

Fantastic.

This week, Assassin’s Creed. Enjoy!

Via The Escapist.

If you’re like me (and I know you are), you’re a huge Eddie Izzard fan. A dedicated individual has created a Lego Star Wars enactment of Eddie’s skit about the Death Star’s Cafeteria.

Go watch it. Brilliant.

Via Gaming Today.

I don’t think I need to say anything.

If you’ve never seen a Zero Punctuation game review before, you’re most definitely missing out.

You can find them all at the link above. Here’s the latest.

Via Kotaku.

As I type this, I am enjoying one of America’s most delicious combinations. Is it a movie and popcorn? Good porn and some lube? A Republican and illegal campaign donations scandal? Nay, I say neigh. These horses have been sexually abused.

…

Rather, I am eating Oreos and drinking milk; “Double Stuft” Oreos, to be precise, with a Land O Lakes “Grip’n Go Milk”, fat free skim (The contractions and misspellings are part of their marketability). Oreo really hit the nail on the head with their latest ad campaign, “Milk’s favorite cookie.” Sure, you can use milk to chase all kinds of delicacies: doughnuts, malted milk balls, cocktail sauce, etc. But, there really isn’t another cookie that you can dunk in milk that tastes nearly as good.

In actuality, I don’t actually “dunk?? Oreos; I’ve come by a strange habit for combining these cookies with delicious bovine lactose.

See, I used to dunk the Oreos directly into a glass filled with milk. But something that always bothered me about this process was that Oreo crumbs would naturally break off and collect in the bottom of the glass. Don’t ask me why it bothers me; it just does. I don’t have to defend my position (which happens to be sitting, at the moment); unlike Bush will be doing tonight. Another problem with dunking is you could potentially eat an entire bag of Oreos before running out of milk, since the cookies absorb very little even if you make a full dunk. Not to mention getting your fingers all milky in order to get the whole cookie wet.

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You’re a sick fuck.

Anywho, in order to avoid all of the aforementioned adversities, I developed the following method:

1. Remove cookie from tray
2. Insert cookie into mouth
3. Masticate lightly
4. Lift glass
5. Open lips slightly
6. Pour milk into mouth
7. Enjoy the victuals of victory
8. You’re finished eating when the milk is gone
9. I like to use sound devices in my writing

Wolf Blizter just used the word “flavor” in reference to the atmosphere following the President’s entry into the Capitol Building.

God damn, I hate Wolf Blizter.